Y’all, I promise all my posts won’t be about food. But.
So, today, I went down the hall to ask my coworker a question. I knocked on her door, and, as soon as she opened it, she said, “I want a donut.”
Now, this is a fair greeting. I often want donuts. Unfortunately for both of us, I could be of no help to her in her quest since I (a) had none and (b) knew not where she could find any.
Then, a little later, I heard her yell, “WHO IS GOING TO GIVE ME A DONUT?”
The Englishist 