Y’all, I really need to know what I’m doing in my sleep.

i have a CPAP (because who doesn’t at this point), and I always set myself up when I sleep so that the hose is clear of anything, even the extra pillows that I use. I also sleep on my back and don’t move around that much when I sleep. At least I think I don’t because I usually wake up where I fall asleep. So why, WHY, is it that every morning I find myself lying on top of the machine’s hose? I just don’t get it.

That was short enough to be a Facebook post. Oh well. Longer letter later, I guess.